kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

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patrickandmarcus:

justshy:

mustyprince:

mad-man-with-a-scarf:

shavingryansprivates:

this is my favorite video of all time bar none

I cannot stop laughing. 

how have I gone this long without seeing this video

gotta bring this back lol

legendary

(via malfucktioning)

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

(via crystallized-teardrops)

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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chilled:

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via cumfort)

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

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