clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

(via cursed-with-staircase-wit)

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(Source: pilotstwentyone, via sopopitspunk)

dirtsbag:

do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

(via sopopitspunk)

heliolisk:

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

image

the only thing he killin with that face is my asshole

(via sopopitspunk)

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am

(via such-a-pretty-face)

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

(via crystallized-teardrops)

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via hate)

(Source: ninadobrevs, via cumfort)

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via crystallized-teardrops)

paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

(via sadhaven)

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: maplesuhtori, via automatically)